Friday, September 02, 2005

Wondering why Katrina happened? Repent America has an answer!

While any questioning of the preparedness for this natural disaster by the Left results in accusations of playing the political "blame game" from the Right, a fundamentalist Christian group has come forward to let us know it was the embracing of homosexuals and filming of Girls Gone Wild that is the root cause of all this death and destruction.

Repent America, on August 31st, posted this on its website:

"Although the loss of lives is deeply saddening, this act of God destroyed a wicked city," stated Repent America director Michael Marcavage. "From 'Girls Gone Wild' to 'Southern Decadence,' New Orleans was a city that had its doors wide open to the public celebration of sin. From the devastation may a city full of righteousness emerge," he continued.

"May this act of God cause us all to think about what we tolerate in our city limits, and bring us trembling before the throne of Almighty God," Marcavage concluded.

That last seems to be a pretty clear call to commit hate crimes against behavior you consider sinful in order to protect your cities from God's wrath. Sort of "Pre-emptive" strategic wrath carried out by ture believers. Sound familiar?

Also on the website, they have a nice quiz, Are you good enough to go to Heaven? Basically, if you aren't following the Ten Commandments and/or a practicing homosexual you aren't going.

So, if you're a dude, don't kiss a dude. If you're a Christian, adhere as strictly as possible to all Old Covenant rules or you might cause the next catastrophic disaster.

Get right with God.
Vote Republican.
Avert wrathful expressions of God's hate.

Before it's too late.


Blogger Archie Levine said...

I have a question. Well, a couple of questions.

If Katrina is God's wrath, is it a sin to alleviate the suffering he has caused by giving blood or money or would that be casting my pearls before swine?

Ordinarily I'd do unto others like I'd like to have done unto me, which would mean giving aid, but then I don't want to incur the wrath of God by trying to stay the full hand of his punishment of the wicked.

Or could this be a test of my faith and not sending my wealth (which could also keep me from heaven like it keeps camels out of needles) to ease the suffering be a sin?


4:54 AM  
Blogger R said...

This nut bag isn't worth the time of day Archie. Funny though it is. There is a crack pot born every minute. What I want to know is...where is Fema. It's day five. DAY FIVE. DAAAAAAY FIIIIIVE. Where are they?!!!

5:36 AM  
Blogger R said...

Archie?! Did you haul off and put Tom Yesterday ahead of Me? Are you cheating on me Archie? Do we need to break up again? Tsk tsk.
Now I really have to go read that guy (like I need just one more blog to add to the addiction) to see what gives.

7:36 PM  
Anonymous tamathy said...

It's kinda scary to think what kind of things might be said from the pulpits of America's churches this Sunday. I'll be praying it's only compassion and unconditional love, because if God does happen to be in a smiten' mood, I don't want to be standing to close to anyone that's preaching anything else. Keep up the good work Archie. t.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Archie Levine said...

Rhonda, I've fixed my oversight and plunked you back at the top of the heap.

And added my friend Lee Moyer to the link list, you should check him out.

5:22 AM  
Blogger R said...

Archie, please know that I was only joking. And put him back. Giving me that much power on this blog could send my ego into unretrievable places. ha ha. I will check out the other dude. You have not steered me wrong yet.

11:26 AM  

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